He suffered fits of temper, not justified by the situation
- Matt 21:18-19, 23:13-33

The Greek used in John literally means that he "screeched like a raven"
- John 7:37
He deliberately taught in a way so people would not understand him (and therefore be saved from burning in eternal hellfire)
- Mark 4:9-12
He had contempt for other religions and their adherents
- Matt 12:30, 23:2-33, John 8:44, 55

Forgive those who sin against you
- Matt 6:14
Curse any city that doesn't welcome you
- Matt 10:14-15
...um, sir? I thought you said we weren't supposed to curse anyone lest we burn in hell?
Oh, yeah. I did say that.
- Matt 5:22
If you call someone a name in anger, you risk burning in hell
- Matt 5:22
Jesus angrily calls the Pharisees "Blind fools"
(i.e. he hypocritically curses them)
- Matt 23:17
Disciples being sent out and not to wear sandals
- Matt 10:9,10
Disciples being sent out to wear sandals
- Mark 6:8,9
Jesus claims he has lost none of the disciples except one
- John 17:12
Yet later, he says that none of the disciples were lost
- John 18:9
Jesus refuses to give signs of divinity
- Matt 12:38,39, Mark 8:12, Luke 11:29
But then jesus gives signs of his divinity
- John 3:2, 20:30, Acts 2:22, Luke 11:29
Jesus said he came not to judge
- John 8:15, 12:47
Yet, judging seems to be his main job
- John 5:22, 27, 9:39, 2 Corinthians 5:10
Then he tries to fob it off with a "that's not my job" attitude and tells everyone his dad is supposed to do it(!)
Man, even dishwashers get fired for saying stupid shit like that.
- John 12:48
He ignored a woman pleading for his help: only after she asked him three times did he condescend to help
- Matt 15:22-28