Jesus: The Wonder Years

The biggest contradiction in the bible?

The law/commandments are to remain forever
- Matt 5:17-19, Luke 16:17

The law has ended
- Romans 7:4, Eph 2:15, Col 2:14

Do as I say, not as I do...er, something like that anyway

Jesus instructed his disciples not to go anywhere near Gentiles or Samaritans, but to go to "the lost sheep of the house of Israel"
- Matt l0:5-6

Jesus wanted to enter Samaria, but was prevented from doing so by the Samaritans (so much for omnipotence)
- Luke 9:52

Anointy, nointy

All four gospels have the story of jesus being anointed by a woman, but...

It took place after the entry into Jerusalem on his head
- Matt 26:6-l3, Mark l4:2-11

Was blind but now can see

The blind man healed had once seen
- Mark 8:24

no, wait- he had been blind from birth
- John 9:1

Plead the fifth?

Jesus did not bear witness to himself
- John 5:31

Jesus did bear witness to himself

he's got the whole world in his hands(?)

God has given all things into jesus' hands
- John 3:35

Yet, john quickly contradicts himself and tells us that god has not given all things into jesus' hands

More is better, right?

The healing on leaving Jericho was 1 blind man
- Mark 10:46, 47

The exorcist

The exorcism of Legion - 2 men
- Matt 8:28

The exorcism of Legion - 1 man
- Mark 5:1,2

Jesus' first sermon

stood on a mount
- Matt 5:1,2

stood in a plain

Jesus the baptist?

Jesus baptized
- John 3:22

Jesus did not baptize
- John 4:2

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