God lies

Have your cake and destroy it too

God will keep the earth forever
- Eccles l:4

but will destroy it
- 2 Peter 3:l0


Strobe light?

He lives in dazzling light
- l Timothy 6:l5-l6

Yet he lives in darkness
- l Kings 8:l2

Know-it-all? Maybe he just plays dumb

God is supposedly omniscient
- Matt 6:4,8

yet this god has a history of not knowing things

He encounters his arch enemy, satan and doesn't even recognize him

Look at me, look at me, look at me...

He has never been seen
- John l:l8

and is invisible
- l Timothy 6:l5-l6

BUT if anyone does see this invisible god, he or she will die

Got change for a dollar?

God never changes
- Malachi 3:6

But does frequently change his mind and even regrets openly what he's done
(this is commonly referred to as repenting, for the rest of us)

Again, just do as I say!

God forbids lying

Redrum, redrum

God forbids killing
- Ex 20:13, Ex 23:7

God commands killing

Give war a chance

God blesses peace in
- Matt 5:9

but brings war in

Can't we all just get along?

The god of war
- Ex 15:3

The god of peace
- Romans 15:33

Sounds tempting...

God never tempts any man
- James 1:13

God tempts abraham
- Gen 22:1

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