Say what?

Spirit in the sky...

God is "spirit"; having no physical body
- John 4:24

and yet god is always called 'him' or 'he' as if he had a male body,
- occasions too numerous to cite here

It also says that (although spirit):
he has feet,

Josiah what?

Jehoahaz succeeded josiah
- 2 Chron 36:1

Shallum succeeded josiah
- Jeremiah 22:11

(Im)mortal coil?

Elijah and moses appear many centuries after they died
- Mark 9:2-4

Only god is immortal
- 1 Tim 6:15-16

Maybe it was his incredible fashion sense

Abraham was justified by faith
- Rom 4:1-5

Abraham was justified by works
- James 2:22-24

Holy crap!

Man is to be holy
- Leviticus 11:44-45, 19:2, 20:7


Only god is holy
- Revelation 15:4

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