To share knowledge and insights into errors and contradictions in the christian bible. This site serves as an introduction to further study for all interested in taking a close and critical look at something that for centuries was not allowed to be questioned. Some of the answers and the questions will surprise you.

Anointy, nointy

All four gospels have the story of jesus being anointed by a woman, but...

It took place after the entry into Jerusalem on his head
- Matt 26:6-l3, Mark l4:2-11

She anoints his feet, and just before jesus enters Jerusalem
- John 12:3

Or long before the arrival in Jerusalem during the early ministry, putting perfume(not oil) on his feet and drying them with her hair
- Luke 7:36-50

Was blind but now can see

The blind man healed had once seen
- Mark 8:24

no, wait- he had been blind from birth
- John 9:1

I find it interesting that the story according to Mark shows that jesus had to try twice to accomplish sight "restoration" and his account ends with the man being told not to go into town and tell anyone.

John's account is much more colorful and has jesus succeeding on the first attempt. John's jesus doesn't need any do-overs. And once the man is healed, he goes immediately into town and tells everyone. Big-mouth.

Plead the fifth?

Jesus did not bear witness to himself
- John 5:31

Jesus did bear witness to himself
- John 8:14, 18

he's got the whole world in his hands(?)

God has given all things into jesus' hands
- John 3:35

Yet, john quickly contradicts himself and tells us that god has not given all things into jesus' hands
- John 5:19, also - Matt 20:23

More is better, right?

The healing on leaving Jericho was 1 blind man
- Mark 10:46, 47

The healing on leaving Jericho was 2 blind men
- Matt 20:29,30

The exorcist

The exorcism of Legion - 2 men
- Matt 8:28

The exorcism of Legion - 1 man
- Mark 5:1,2

Jesus' first sermon

stood on a mount
- Matt 5:1,2

stood in a plain
- Luke 6:17, 20

Only in the bible are "mount" and "plain" synonyms.

Jesus the baptist?

Jesus baptized
- John 3:22

Jesus did not baptize
- John 4:2

False start- 5-yard penalty, repeat 1st down

Jesus began ministry after john the baptist is imprisoned
- Mark 1:14,15,17

But of course, jesus began his ministry whilst john was still free
- John 1:28-29, 3:25-30

Before he could walk...

Jesus is taken to the Jerusalem temple eight days after he is born; the family then goes up to Nazareth.
- Luke 2:21-39

Right after jesus' birth, the family flees down to Egypt and stays there until Herod dies.
Then, even upon returning, they avoid Judea and go right to Nazareth.
- Matt 2:14-23

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