Simon of Cyrene carries jesus' cross
- Matt 27:32
Jesus carries his own cross, thank you very much
- John 19:17,18
Jesus' trial before the Sanhedrin was at night and in morning he was taken to Pilate
- Matt 26:57-68, 27:1-2
Both jesus' trial before the Sanhedrin and being taken to Pilate were in the morning
- Luke 22:66-71, 23:1
Peter is warned he will deny jesus after the last supper and after having left the upper room
- Matt 26:20-34, Mark 14:17-30
Peter is warned he will deny jesus during the last supper before leaving the upper room
- Luke 22:33-39, John 13:37-38, 18:1
The synoptics make it clear that the last supper was the Passover meal
- Matt 26:17-21, Mark 14:16, Luke 22:13
The Passover was on the day after jesus was crucified
- John 19:31, Matt 27:62
Matthew's account contradicts itself since it has both days (supper & post crucifixion) as being the first day of passover.
Go figure
He treated his mother with contempt
- John 2:4
Remember this is an offense punishable by stoning according to the old law (which may or may not still be in effect)
He refuses to acknowledge his own family
- Matt 12:46-50, Mark 3:32-35
He taught people to hate their families in order to get into heaven
- Luke 14:26
The ancient Greek used here literally translates to "active ill-will" or "persecuting spirit"
He also encouraged people to desert their families
- Matt 19:29, Mark 10:29, Luke 18:28-30
Jesus' purpose on earth was to break up families
- Matt 10:34-35, Luke 12:51-53
He deliberately taught in a way so people would not understand him (and therefore be saved from burning in eternal hellfire)
- Mark 4:9-12
He had contempt for other religions and their adherents
- Matt 12:30, 23:2-33, John 8:44, 55

Forgive those who sin against you
- Matt 6:14
Curse any city that doesn't welcome you
- Matt 10:14-15
...um, sir? I thought you said we weren't supposed to curse anyone lest we burn in hell?
Oh, yeah. I did say that.
- Matt 5:22