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Let's assume for a moment that he even existed: | Was this jesus guy the right man for the job? He was ignorant of the scriptures he quoted
-or at best, quoted an unreliable Greek translation of the original Hebrewfor example: Jesus refers to david eating the consecrated bread in the time of abithar - Mark 2:25,26
David ate the consecrated bread in the time of ahimelech- 1 Sam 21:1-6 Jesus refers to situations where women divorce their husbands - Mark l0:ll-l2
According to Jewish law, a woman could not initiate a divorce. He suffered fits of temper, not justified by the situation - Matt 21:18-19, 23:13-33
The Greek used in John literally means that he "screeched like a raven" - John 7:37
He ignored a woman pleading for his help: only after she asked him three times did he condescend to help- Matt 15:22-28 Can't make up his mind about his purpose Jesus said he came not to judge - John 8:15, 12:47 Yet, judging seems to be his main job - John 5:22, 27, 9:39, 2 Corinthians 5:10
Then he tries to fob it off with a "that's not my job" attitude and tells everyone his dad is supposed to do it- man, even dishwashers get fired for saying stupid shit like that(!). - John 12:48 Jesus refuses to give signs of divinity - Matt 12:38,39, Mark 8:12, Luke 11:29
But then jesus gives signs of his divinity- John 3:2, 20:30, Acts 2:22, Luke 11:29 Jesus claims he has lost none of the disciples except one - John 17:12
Yet later, he says that none of the disciples were lost- John 18:9 Ouch! Watch for thorns. Uh, nevermind... Disciples being sent out and not to wear sandals - Matt 10:9,10
Disciples being sent out to wear sandals- Mark 6:8,9 If you call someone a name in anger, you risk burning in hell - Matt 5:22
Jesus angrily calls the Pharisees "Blind fools" (i.e. he hypocritically curses them) - Matt 23:17 Advice from jesus- you make the call Forgive those who sin against you - Matt 6:14
Curse any city that doesn't welcome you- Matt 10:14-15
He had contempt for other religions and their adherents- Matt 12:30, 23:2-33, John 8:44, 55 Get it?! - No? Good!
He deliberately taught in a way so people would not understand him(and therefore be saved from burning in eternal hellfire) - Mark 4:9-12 |
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