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God never tempts any man
- James 1:13
God tempts abraham- Gen 22:1
"Can't we all just get along?"
The god of war
- Ex 15:3
The god of peace- Romans 15:33
God blesses peace in
- Matt 5:9
but brings war in- Matt l0:34, Revelation l9:ll
God forbids killing
- Ex 20:13, Ex 23:7
God commands killing
- Ex 32:27, 1 Sam 15:3,
Ezek 9:5,6, Gen 17:9-14 et al.
God actually commits murder himself- Ex 7:3-4,13,14, 10:1-20,
Gen 6:5,7, 7:23, Num12:9, et al.
NOTE:
Remember that god never urges man to do wrong nor does he ever do "wrong" himself (see the chapter entitled, For god so loved the world? for more instances of unprovoked or at the very least unwarranted, cold-blooded murder of his own defenseless children -- whatta guy, whatta god.)
God forbids lying
- Ex 20:16, Ex 23:1,7, Proverbs 25:18
God commands lying
- 1 Sam 16:2
God lies- 2 Thess 2:11, Jeremiah 20:6-7, Proverbs 25:2
God never changes
- Malachi 3:6
But does frequently change his mind and even regrets openly what he's done
(this is often referred to as repenting)- Gen 6:6,7, Ex 32:l4, l Sam l5:35, Amos 7:3,
2 Sam 24:l6, l Chron 21:l5, Ezek 24:l4, Isaiah 54:7,
Jer l8:8,l0, 26:3,l3,l9, 42:l0, Joel 2:l3, Num 25:11
Remember though- god never repents- Numbers 23:l9, l Sam 15:2
God is "spirit"; having no physical body
- John 4:24
and yet god is always called 'him' or 'he' as if he had a male body,
- occasions too numerous to cite here
It also says that (although spirit):
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he has feet, - Psalm l8:9 |
arms, - Jer 27:5 |
wings, - Psalm 36:7 |
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hands, - Job 27:ll |
eyes, - Deut 8:3 |
a mouth, - Isa l:20 |
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ears, - 2Chron 6:40 |
nostrils, - Ex l5:8 |
legs, - Gen 3:8 |
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uses a razor, - Isa 7:20 |
he roars, - Joel 3:l6 |
even whistles - Isa 5:26 |
Look at me, look at me, look at me...
He has never been seen
- John l:l8
and is invisible
- l Timothy 6:l5-l6
BUT if anyone does see this invisible god, he or she will die
- Ex 33:20
<<>>Ooohhh... Hey! wait a minute. <<>>Turns out, he was seen numerous times and the witnesses lived to tell the story
- Gen 32:30, Amos 9:l, Isa 6:l, Deut 5:24
He even -I'm not making this up!- bared his ass to moses
- Ex 33:21-22
Further, we hear that
"the lord spake unto moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend."
- Ex 33:11
God is supposedly omniscient
- Matt 6:4,8
yet this god has a history of not knowing thingsHe encounters his arch enemy, satan and doesn't even recognize him
- Job 1:6-7
can't find the only two humans on earth
- Gen 3:9
nor later, abel in- Gen 4:9,10
Strobe light?
He lives in dazzling light
- l Timothy 6:l5-l6
Yet he lives in darkness- l Kings 8:l2
Have your cake and destroy it too
God will keep the earth forever
- Eccles l:4
but will destroy it- 2 Peter 3:l0
